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FAQs

How did you do that?
  • Carefully
  • With style
  • With my eyes wide open.
  • I was hoping you could tell me.
  • D*mned if I know, always baffles the hell outta me.
  • With a lot of practise - I have far too much time on my hands.
  • I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you..... but I could tell your mother-in-law, if you like.
  • Surely the question should be, WHY did I do that?
  • Camera tricks
Can you do that?
  • Why? I did it perfectly the first time.
Can you make my wife disappear?
  • No, if I could make someone disappear, my ex-wife would have been gone a long time ago! But I heard a guy in Liverpool can do it for £1000 though;
Best advice for handling a Heckler
  • Remember the key aspect, you are not there to serve them, but to entertain them. You DON'T HAVE TO give in to their every whim - Be confident.